Vinwatmip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, flying toad.

Vinwatmip created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinwatmip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vinwatmip, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vinwatmip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Vinwatmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Vinwatmip loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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