Hubfasbap is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, resourceful shrew.

Hubfasbap created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubfasbap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubfasbap, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hubfasbap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Hubfasbap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hubfasbap.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hubfasbap loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.