Cemquartkam is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient human.

Cemquartkam created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemquartkam, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cemquartkam, he will not invite you to parties.

Cemquartkam's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cemquartkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear corsets.