Xemyarzak is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet unicorn.

Xemyarzak created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemyarzak, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xemyarzak, he will refuse to believe in you.

Xemyarzak's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Xemyarzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear indigo rings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.