Kipgemstig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless centaur.

Kipgemstig created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipgemstig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kipgemstig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Kipgemstig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kipgemstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Respect your elders.