Budcibvig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful mink.

Budcibvig created life two years ago.

If you believe in Budcibvig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Budcibvig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Budcibvig's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Budcibvig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Budcibvig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat bark.