Narljipnad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, deceitful lizard.

Narljipnad created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narljipnad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Narljipnad, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Narljipnad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Narljipnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Run away if four birds approach from the west.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not take Narljipnad's name in vain.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Narljipnad in the centre of the settlement.