Straglarntonk is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, capable mouse.

Straglarntonk created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Straglarntonk, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Straglarntonk, it will refuse to believe in you.

Straglarntonk's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Straglarntonk's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Straglarntonk.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never paint your arms cyan.

5. Do not chop down trees.