Negluntarpfen is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, all-powerful parrot.

Negluntarpfen created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negluntarpfen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Negluntarpfen, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Negluntarpfen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Negluntarpfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never wear gray shorts.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not keep four dogs in a large pit.

5. Never think about galaxies.