Sascinsit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent jaguar.

Sascinsit created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Sascinsit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sascinsit, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sascinsit's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sascinsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sascinsit on top of all buildings.

5. Do not wear black clothing.