Botboncen is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating crow.

Botboncen created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botboncen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botboncen, he will turn you into a snail.

Botboncen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Botboncen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Botboncen.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never wear violet tights.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
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