Weeboghiv is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, flying clam.

Weeboghiv created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weeboghiv, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Weeboghiv, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Weeboghiv's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Weeboghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Weeboghiv.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.