Yarpdissfed Raggabmatmif is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane fly.

Yarpdissfed Raggabmatmif created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpdissfed Raggabmatmif, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yarpdissfed Raggabmatmif, he will make you grow a tail.

Yarpdissfed Raggabmatmif's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Yarpdissfed Raggabmatmif's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine geese approach from the east.

2. You must love Yarpdissfed Raggabmatmif.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never play with disobedient children.