Litcamdit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unjust tortoise.

Litcamdit created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litcamdit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Litcamdit, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Litcamdit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Litcamdit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Retreat if three hamsters approach from the east.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.