Hinbanont is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, strong finch.

Hinbanont created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinbanont, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hinbanont, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hinbanont's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Hinbanont's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs cyan.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Hinbanont in the centre of the settlement.

4. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the south.

5. Never eat green fruit.