Likmegsag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident badger.

Likmegsag created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Likmegsag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Likmegsag, he will manifest in front of you.

Likmegsag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Likmegsag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Likmegsag five times a day.

2. Never think about special relativity near sheep while wearing turquoise dresses and balancing four nickel spheres on your hands.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Likmegsag on top of important buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.