Jenhomfag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever cobra.

Jenhomfag created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenhomfag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jenhomfag, she will turn you into a puffin.

Jenhomfag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Jenhomfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not take Jenhomfag's name in vain.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.