Jenhomfag is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever
cobra.
Jenhomfag created silver nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jenhomfag, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Jenhomfag, she will turn you into a puffin.
Jenhomfag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Jenhomfag's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Never think about asteroids.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not take Jenhomfag's name in vain.
5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.