Yakkopbam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able donkey.

Yakkopbam created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakkopbam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yakkopbam, it will turn you into a duck.

Yakkopbam's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Yakkopbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of dolphins.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Worship no other gods but Yakkopbam.