Jingepneg is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, conceited tapir.

Jingepneg created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jingepneg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jingepneg, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jingepneg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jingepneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always obey Jingepneg's priests.