Largcadcap is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless dingo.

Largcadcap created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Largcadcap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Largcadcap, it will not invite you to parties.

Largcadcap's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Largcadcap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. You must love Largcadcap.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.