Ganzakhad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful bear.

Ganzakhad created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganzakhad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ganzakhad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ganzakhad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ganzakhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to horses while wearing black tights.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Retreat if four pigs approach from the east.

4. Never wear green skirts.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.