Yakhogvendibhinmitkimbud is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish zebra.

Yakhogvendibhinmitkimbud created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Yakhogvendibhinmitkimbud, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yakhogvendibhinmitkimbud, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yakhogvendibhinmitkimbud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Yakhogvendibhinmitkimbud's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Run away from fawn aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.