Largsteryikzodquafbephon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, kind wombat.

Largsteryikzodquafbephon created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largsteryikzodquafbephon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Largsteryikzodquafbephon, it will not care.

Largsteryikzodquafbephon's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Largsteryikzodquafbephon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Hide if three tapirs approach from the north.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Never feed wheat to doves while wearing orange skirts.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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