Duthadfub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, caring horse.

Duthadfub created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Duthadfub, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Duthadfub, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Duthadfub's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Duthadfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Duthadfub.