Flanartdut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident bat.

Flanartdut created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Flanartdut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flanartdut, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flanartdut's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Flanartdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Flanartdut on top of important buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Flanartdut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.
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