Yoktifben is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful eagle.

Yoktifben created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoktifben, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yoktifben, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yoktifben's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yoktifben's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always obey Yoktifben's priests.