Fobgenmin is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, blissful
goose.
Fobgenmin created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fobgenmin, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Fobgenmin, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Fobgenmin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Fobgenmin's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.
2. You must pray to Fobgenmin four times a day.
3. Always wear magenta.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Learn six new languages a year.