Fobgenmin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, blissful goose.

Fobgenmin created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobgenmin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fobgenmin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fobgenmin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fobgenmin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. You must pray to Fobgenmin four times a day.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Learn six new languages a year.