Fumgilyokfom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, tiresome troll.

Fumgilyokfom created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumgilyokfom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fumgilyokfom, he will strike you with lightening.

Fumgilyokfom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fumgilyokfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Fumgilyokfom in the centre of the settlement.
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