Wan Rilldumditflypogsugleg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, stupid bee.

Wan Rilldumditflypogsugleg created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Wan Rilldumditflypogsugleg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wan Rilldumditflypogsugleg, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wan Rilldumditflypogsugleg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Wan Rilldumditflypogsugleg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear fawn skirts.