Flambadkapdibhon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate duck.

Flambadkapdibhon created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Flambadkapdibhon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flambadkapdibhon, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flambadkapdibhon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Flambadkapdibhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Feed all hungry foxes.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Flambadkapdibhon in the centre of the settlement.