Busnur is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring salamander.

Busnur created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busnur, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Busnur, it will destroy your favourite star.

Busnur's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Busnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest green.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Run away if nine snails approach from the south.
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