Tunxuckced is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced elephant.

Tunxuckced created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunxuckced, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tunxuckced, it will be very unhappy.

Tunxuckced's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tunxuckced's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Tunxuckced in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Never laugh near pigs.