Wadpaggom is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, amazing hydra.

Wadpaggom created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadpaggom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wadpaggom, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wadpaggom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wadpaggom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white cats for they are unholy.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Wadpaggom in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never look in ponds.