Kikkikzod is a god.

It takes the form of a small, caring tortoise.

Kikkikzod created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikkikzod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kikkikzod, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kikkikzod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kikkikzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.