Canrowvon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful elephant.

Canrowvon created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Canrowvon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Canrowvon, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Canrowvon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Canrowvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never wear orange scarves.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Erect five lead sculptures of Canrowvon on top of important buildings.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.