Watflamyok is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, self-confident
rhinoceros.
Watflamyok created the world two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Watflamyok, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Watflamyok, it will destroy your home planet.
Watflamyok's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Watflamyok's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Learn nine new languages a year.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
5. Never talk about solid mechanics.