Daprenbim is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, wise ferret.

Daprenbim created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daprenbim, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Daprenbim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Daprenbim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Daprenbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Daprenbim.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.