Teenlop is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, kind goat.

Teenlop created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenlop, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Teenlop, it will be very unhappy.

Teenlop's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Teenlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never paint your chest pink.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hop in holy places.