Nadbeprutt is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage
eagle.
Nadbeprutt created an electron eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nadbeprutt, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Nadbeprutt, she will turn you into an amoeba.
Nadbeprutt's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Nadbeprutt's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
5. Mice are not to be trusted.