Nadbeprutt is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage eagle.

Nadbeprutt created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadbeprutt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nadbeprutt, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nadbeprutt's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nadbeprutt's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Mice are not to be trusted.