Pigquagbog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective turtle.

Pigquagbog created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Pigquagbog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pigquagbog, it will turn you into a plant.

Pigquagbog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pigquagbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to badgers while wearing turquoise scarves.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pigquagbog.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Hide from green tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Pigquagbog in the centre of the settlement.
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