Timfunboss Tunwiplat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sapient goose.

Timfunboss Tunwiplat created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timfunboss Tunwiplat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Timfunboss Tunwiplat, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Timfunboss Tunwiplat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Timfunboss Tunwiplat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Timfunboss Tunwiplat on top of important buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not make images of living things.