Cadwodnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful dingo.

Cadwodnarl created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadwodnarl, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cadwodnarl, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cadwodnarl's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cadwodnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Cadwodnarl loves snails, so they must be honoured.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Never feed figs to cats while wearing tights.