Begdobdot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak naga.

Begdobdot created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Begdobdot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Begdobdot, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Begdobdot's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Begdobdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.