Litcincem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, happy bird.

Litcincem created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Litcincem, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Litcincem, she will curse you with boils.

Litcincem's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Litcincem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.