Litcincem is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, happy
bird.
Litcincem created the universe four years ago.
If you believe in
Litcincem, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Litcincem, she will curse you with boils.
Litcincem's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Litcincem's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
3. Never write about planets.
4. Never think about amino acids.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.