Wathakomt is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing jaguar.

Wathakomt created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Wathakomt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wathakomt, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Wathakomt's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Wathakomt's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Never feed carrots to nematodes while wearing violet rings.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.