Cinhadvid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless ant.

Cinhadvid created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinhadvid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cinhadvid, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cinhadvid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cinhadvid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Cinhadvid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not eat coconuts.
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