Mitbogbif is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful horse.

Mitbogbif created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitbogbif, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mitbogbif, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mitbogbif's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Mitbogbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help geese in need.