Cidwegcid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate goblin.

Cidwegcid created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cidwegcid, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cidwegcid, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cidwegcid's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cidwegcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not eat wheat.