Wigtigrak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair elephant.

Wigtigrak created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigtigrak, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wigtigrak, he will come to you in dreams.

Wigtigrak's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Wigtigrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Wigtigrak must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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