Vidlapmig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tranquil gerbil.

Vidlapmig created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidlapmig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vidlapmig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Vidlapmig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vidlapmig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vidlapmig.

3. Put Vidlapmig first in all things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.