Tailgovdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent lion.

Tailgovdoss created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailgovdoss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tailgovdoss, it will not invite you to parties.

Tailgovdoss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tailgovdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tailgovdoss.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about spacetime near gulls while wearing purple tights.