Figrotweg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome chicken.

Figrotweg created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figrotweg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Figrotweg, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Figrotweg's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Figrotweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Always stare at clouds.